Favorite snow stories

Its a great winter for precipitation (at least for some of us). Who has the best story?

I brushed the snow of my car today. When I pushed it off the roof of the car, it didn't fall down: snow pile was too high.

First Denver blizzard: road clearing was so far behind the firefighters had to leave their trucks and walk down side streets to respond to calls (actual story from Arvada firefighter).

Best looking turkey

Which turkey looks best? The first turkey is fried; the second is roasted. The roast turkey was preferred by 2 out of 3 people polled due to moistness. Fried turkey is injected with a stick of butter with hot sauce; the roast turkey is brined.